Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun cause they missed you the first time.
(via mischief-had-been-managed)
What could have been.
dont
ever
do this
again
(Source: bigbryan, via mischief-had-been-managed)
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
(via guardgirlsdoitbetter)
(Source: larmoyante, via guardgirlsdoitbetter)
My whole theater screamed but this one guy jumped up and yelled “NOT THE RUSSIAN”
I’m not even kidding.
I loudly went “OH FUCK” at that.
(Source: carry-on-sons, via mischief-had-been-managed)